Everything Should Be Collapsible

Cars. Bridges. Buildings. Humans. Dogs. Clothes Hangers. You get the idea, no exceptions. I firmly believe this, and I cannot be reasoned with. Won't the people in the buildings get crushed? Not if its done right. Duh. Why does my clothes hanger need to be collapsible? So that the necks of your T-shirts don't stretch, fray or bacon. MJ doesn't wear bacon necked T-shirts, so neither should you. But the real point of this post is that there exists a park bench that unfolds into a picnic table! CollapSIRs rejoice! And collapMADAMs too, I guess.

And metaphysically speaking, we're all constantly collapsing probabilities of potential futures into the reality we perceive :)

Sports Divergence

Sorry, kid. I generally don't watch sports much anymore, but I used to play more than my fair share of basketball, and I still hit the courts occasionally. This kid, however, hit the court a little to hard, more precisely, he hold on to the rim a little too long. I do applaud his bunnies (as I also used to high jump), and I think he learned his lesson. The only time it is truly acceptable to break a backboard is if three conditions are met: 1) You dunk on a man, 2) add injury to insult by letting the shards fall on the dunkee, 3) you do not injure yourself. However, there is one grand exception that supersedes these; you are Michael Jordan. The second video shows all four. Sorry, European men in short shorts.