Everything Should Be Collapsible

Cars. Bridges. Buildings. Humans. Dogs. Clothes Hangers. You get the idea, no exceptions. I firmly believe this, and I cannot be reasoned with. Won't the people in the buildings get crushed? Not if its done right. Duh. Why does my clothes hanger need to be collapsible? So that the necks of your T-shirts don't stretch, fray or bacon. MJ doesn't wear bacon necked T-shirts, so neither should you. But the real point of this post is that there exists a park bench that unfolds into a picnic table! CollapSIRs rejoice! And collapMADAMs too, I guess.

And metaphysically speaking, we're all constantly collapsing probabilities of potential futures into the reality we perceive :)