Name: The Fecht
Hometown: P-ton
Education: MIT is the Georgia Tech of the North minus good football/basketball teams, Majored in Overthinking, Minored in Party Dynamics
Job Experience:
-Can keep a group of 10 six year olds alive for at least eight weeks
-Can Macgyver a complex machine out of just about anything
-Can perform highly repetitive tasks that require minimal brain activity
-Cannooot schpell nethink correkly
Skillz:
-Can distinguish between Coors, Miller Lite, Bud Lite, Natty, and Kieth Stone
-Indecisive, especially among indecisive groups
-Ability to stay awake at all hours of the night
-Can brew beer in tight spaces
-Procrastination has yet to fail me
-Music (Noise) production on a computadora
-I know more about computer programming than my job will ever require
-Seeexxxyyynneeesssss
!HIRE ME! GIVE ME MONEY!!!
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